I wonder if potatoes know that their very identity is being debated.

Fuck it. They're potatoes. Just pass me the butter, please.

 

All the windows are closed, fresh bed sheets and everything... why do I have hay-fever already!?

 

My friend who lives in Alberta posted some photos of the Northern Lights from last night and wow! It was cloudy here so we saw nothing. But I forgot about the solar flares this weekend. Could this be why I’ve felt so weird the last two days? I don’t think that’s a thing. But it is a coincidence.

 

"There's no such thing as cancel culture. It's consequence culture." is a load of horseshit.

 

For some reason, the vocals sound substantially lower than the instrumentals on many songs in my car. Like lower than they're supposed to. Odd. I'll have to figure out what's going on with that soon.

 

Do you think they invented Monday just so that we wouldn't hate Tuesday?

 

I pride myself on being able to ignore people and things that are annoying, but anyone sending me an extreme butthole closeup and a pic of a syringe filled with blood definitely earns a block.
FFS.

 

Block them for me too

 

Am I the only one who’s enjoying all these win a prize, and it’s your lucky day threads?

I’m having a blast. I can tell these posters to blow me, I can call them assholes, and tell them to fuck off. The best thing about it is that I’m not gonna get a 3 day vacation. How great is that?

The wife’s been busting my balls, I was stuck in traffic for two hours, I had some old lady looking thru her pocketbook so she could write out a check for her box of Depends at CVS. So I get a little frustrated and pissed off. I don’t wanna take out my frustration on the kids and start slapping them around. So I come here. I have to be honest here. The influx of the new spammers has helped me with my anger issues. I’m not going on vacation anytime soon

 

Back in the day dating, It would have been so much nicer if men were born with 4 hands and arms! And for work too, of course.

 

Why do men have nipples?

 

Is everything really 'Better in the Bahamas' (like the commercial says)?

So I guess if you get diagnosed with cancer, or find out your spouse has been cheating on you, or that a hacker has stolen your life savings, it's better in the Bahamas than in, say, Chicago or L.A.

I dunno... maybe...

 

Of the professional photographs in here of a woman or women standing that show her feet, why are they up on the balls of their feet? Even if they are in a sitting position their feet are not flat on the floor/ground, why is that? I’ve also noticed if you can see the bottom of their feet they appear to be dirty as well, again why is that? I don’t have a foot fetish that I’m aware of but I have often wondered about this.

 

Sometimes, it burns so cleverly.

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But Shooter bets if Karen complained, the cop got a couple of days off without pay.

 

A Random Thought is just 'Brain Barf' that splatters onto a blue background...
(For me, anyway)

 

It's kinda a weird choice that the heart reaction here signifies "friendly". Because I automatically think of it as being "love". The latter being a step above "like", the former below.

I think a lot of people probably still use the heart reaction to "love" posts here, though.

 

I fit in my shoes and my shoes fit in their box. This means I should fit in the shoebox, right?